I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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