The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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