You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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