she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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