It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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