No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We are two peas in an std pod
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So here I am, sexting at work.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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