Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
People with herpes should wear stickers.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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