I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just had sex bonerless
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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