so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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