i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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