Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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