Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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