That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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