If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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