Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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