i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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