White coat. Heels.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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