I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm always down for nudity.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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