So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize