His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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