some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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