yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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