We won't sleep together?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize