i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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