Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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