If that was your dad, he is hot
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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