shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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