I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
It's Friday. Sex?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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