I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My feet surprised me
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