FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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