he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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