Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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