ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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