Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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