Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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