To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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