just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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