I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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