Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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