Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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