He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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