I love black thongs
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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