I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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