It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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