Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
