I want to have your abortion
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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