I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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