Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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