that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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