I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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