I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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