I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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