What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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