I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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