u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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