But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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